Saturday, August 5

SEO-DUMBASS-SAM-CONTEST


SEO DUMBASS SAM The Phone Sex Man
SEO-DUMBASS-SAM


This is my entry into the SEO-DUMBASS-SAM SEO SERPs contest as announced on the NG alt.internet.search-engines on the 5th August 2004 (as a joke).

The target of this site is Spammy Sam The Phone Sex Man, whose only goal in life is to have as many of his sites as possible in the top 10 of the Phone Sex SERP in Google and irritate me (SEO Dave). Consider this site and the associated sites pay back Sam.

This post is dated 2006 so it's always on the front page of this blog (at least until August 2006.

Wednesday, August 18

Sam Looses The Plot

This one is so funny, I had to post it in full-

Dumbass Sam Quote-

"There really is a total lack of imagination with the people in this
newsgroup I must say. Imagination and being observant are two character
traits that make a good SEO. You have to look at what successful sites
are doing and do the same thing yourself and you also have to think a
lot about things and try experimenting with different things. That's
what makes a good SEO.

I can not believe that not one single person from this group ever
wondered why or how both pcpages.com site I had got to page one of phone
sex and page two of classic literature with so few backlinks and in such
a short time and with no pagerank. Not one of you ever wondered how that
could happen or even asked me? I really hate to say it but I do have to
wonder about all of you and where you were all hiding the day they
handed out brains. Sorry to be insulting but I just can't help it in
this case and it's well justified.

Did any of you ever stop and ask yourself why I used pcpages.com for
those two sites? There are tons of other free hosts that don't have
those horrible pop-up ads and extremely slow server that constantly goes
out as pcpages does. Why wouldn't I use someone like angelfire for
example or geocities who both have much better and faster servers than
pcpages does? Never asked that, never gave it a thought did you. For
that matter why didn't I just go get a real domain name to use for those
two sites since domains and hosting are as cheap as dirt today? Never
asked that either I'll bet.

Well here's the answer: If I used my own domain or another free host
like angelfire those two sites would never have shown up anywhere doing
the same exact postings for them as I did for the pcpages sites.

Well you might ask me: "Sam how come the pcpages sites get this super
boost in the serps then, what's so magical about them?". Probably you
still wouldn't ask that, you'd rather all sit around debating the ethics
of SEO instead and moan and groan how unfair google is to your sites but
that's beside the point. The magic of pcpages and all other
freehomepages.com sites (freehomepages owns pcpages and lot so ithers
too like dazzled.com, megaone.com ect). Anyway the magic of them can be
seen in View/Source on your pc if you know how to use it or what I'm
even talking about and my guess is half of you don't or are too lazy to
use it. But I'll tell you anyway so all you lazy people won't have to
move around too much as that would be work. They use quite a few
javascript codes that use .php file extensions if you look carefully and
one of those codes is what gives them the boost. The code is the one
that works the pop-ups and it's not the code itself that is going to
make it work since if you copy the code and stick it on your own sites
nothing will happen except that your site will get a pop-up ad for no
reason with nothing to gain from it. You would have to go to the company
that does the pop-up ads for freehomepages and sign up for an account
with them and it's not free and quite expensive plus your site will have
pop-up ads. But there's something in their pop-up code and it may be on
the company who does the ads end and not on pcpages end that super
manipulates the google serps and can make any pcpages site zoom super
high up at any of the google serps in practically no time with hardly
doing any backlinks for it. As I said the same exact backlinks I used
for those two pcpages sites I've done at my own sites and other free
sites and those pages are in oblivion. There's your answer that you
should have asked the question about. That's how I know that Dave is not
a good SEO. He never asked, was not interested when I hinted about it
and believe me when he reads this will still refuse to believe it and
his response will be "don't confuse me with the facts". The facts being
that both pcpages sites came up super high in about two weeks with
hardly any backlinks and both sites having no pr. Again I've done the
same backlinks and a lot more with other free hosts over the years like
angelfire, geocities and on and on and those sites went nowhere. But
Dave will still refuse to see what's so plainly right before his eyes
and say "don't confuse me with the facts". Nothing like an open minded
SEO who likes to try new things. Unfortunately Dave likes yesterdays SEO
and the only seo he knows about is pagerank and onpage coding and making
internal pages for anchor text. That's his idea of all there is to know
about seo.


Last thing before I vamoose. There are tons of other free hosted sites
out there right now that also know how to manipulate the google serps
just as good as pcpages. They all have pop-up php codes so you'll be
trading horrible pop-up ads for high google listing in no time flat. Be
forewarned though that when google realizes that a free host is doing
this they ban the free host along with your site. Such an example is the
now fairly defunct www.xanga.com who have been pretty much banned by
Google. I had two xanga phone sex blogs on page one until they both got
banned and had a couple high up in ringtones and free ringtones.

ps-I've already taken the liberty of contacting google all about
freehomepages.com (pcpages) manipulating the google serps and so they
will joining xanga soon. As I said in another post nobody fmo's me and
lives to tell the tale. I'm rather revengful so I suggest no one cross
me but I'm also extremely generous to my friends and allies. I think
Sinatra was that way too so I'm in good company.

Until next time boys and girls don't take any wooden backlinks."

Friday, August 6

IQ of below 1000

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&safe=off&selm=41108E45.552A%40mail.com

Dumbass Sam Quote-

"Like usual Dave your responses reek of someone with an IQ of below 1000"

What can we say about this one. Clearly it's true I don't have an IQ of 1000 or above.

Thursday, August 5

Rots of Ruck

http://groups.google.com/groups?hl=en&lr=&ie=UTF-8&c2coff=1&safe=off&selm=4110F9C4.76B3%40mail.com

Dumbass Sam Quote-

"You're a joke Dave as usual. Anybody can get a non commercial site like
classic literature listed in dmoz. Try getting a money making site like
an adult one listed there. Rots of Ruck!"


This was in response to a post of mine where I listed a adult money making site that I got listing in DMOZ!!

What a Dumbass he is!

Wednesday, August 4

Dmoz Dictatorship

Dumbass Sam Quote-

"Dmoz is like living in a dictatorship with Kings
and those of blue blood noble birth where the common man has no
opporatunity to succeed in life because life is rigged up for you before
you are born."

Don't you feel sorry for him, maybe he's trapped in a bad episode of The Twilight Zone or The Outerlimits. Who knows!!